January 17, 2018
Don’t come all up to me.
Hey dude, you keep you people all gas mask scared and only let some go to that thing none of us can go to. Send New York shitty cabbage? I’ma either send you this part of the chicken packaged as tyson premium chicken breat that’s infected by either street drugs or growth hormoe. Also it might be laig under piles of beef with poop all on to of it.
December 18, 2017
There was a character in ECW named Al Snow. Al Snow blew rabbits. Rabbits ain’t good.
It also features GIANT statues of Baloo the Bear and Roger Rabbit.
Jim Belushi ain’t gay.
November 22, 2017
Arlo is the titular character in Pixar’s The Good Dinosaur. He is a protagonist and can’t seem to get past his fear of everything.
Rex from Toy Story has fear issues. Adventure highlights include beating the Buzz Lightyear video game, storming Al’s toy barn, and escaping an elevator.
8) Earl Sinclair
Earl Sinclair is a badass. His wife is ugly and his kid is a shit.
Aladar is the savior of his species. He was guarded by monkeys.
6) Lucky the dinosaur
Lucky the dinosaur is a robot. He wanders around Dinoland creeping out newbs.
5) Big Shit
Big shit is the prominent dinosaur in Disney’s extinct Universe of Energy.
Fuzzy is the cordialest mammal in the T-Rex. Fuckin’ suck eggs.
Velociraptor belongs to professor Woodson. Also known to wander Dinoland creeping out guests.
Sue is the most complete T-Rex skeleton ever found.
1) Sunglass Shack Dinosaur
This is the Sunglass Shack dinosaur, he chills out all day standing on Paradise Pier, at least he did until they removed him.
April 6, 2016
If you are a Disney fan, unless you’ve been living under a rock, chances are you’ve probably heard about the Fantasyland expansion: a multi-million dollar (buzz word baby, yeah) expansion of the most oh so magical of lands situated at the Magic Kingdom of Walt Disney World. Read the rest of this entry »