Gooseberry pie

Don’t come all up to me.

Hey dude, you keep you people all gas mask scared and only let some go to that thing none of us can go to.   Send New York shitty cabbage?  I’ma either send you this part of the chicken packaged as tyson premium chicken breat that’s infected by either street drugs or growth hormoe.  Also it might be laig under piles of beef with poop all on to of it.

Vagina

Boonky.

Vagina?

Vagina

Pooh had fun.

Mickey mouse was a fag.

 

Mary Kate.

Poo

There was a character in ECW named Al Snow.  Al Snow blew rabbits.  Rabbits ain’t good.

It also features GIANT statues of Baloo the Bear and Roger Rabbit.

Jim Belushi ain’t gay.

Who’s dees?

This shows.

Top 10 Disney Dinosaurs

10) Arlo

Arlo is the titular character in Pixar’s The Good Dinosaur.  He is a protagonist and can’t seem to get past his fear of everything.

9) Rex 

Rex from Toy Story has fear issues.  Adventure highlights include beating the Buzz Lightyear video game,  storming Al’s toy barn, and escaping an elevator.

8) Earl Sinclair

 

Earl Sinclair is a badass.  His wife is ugly and his kid is a shit.

7) Aladar

Aladar is the savior of his species.  He was guarded by monkeys.

6) Lucky the dinosaur

Lucky the dinosaur is a robot.  He wanders around Dinoland creeping out newbs.

5) Big Shit

Big shit is the prominent dinosaur in Disney’s extinct Universe of Energy.

4) Fuzzy

Fuzzy is the cordialest mammal in the T-Rex.  Fuckin’ suck eggs.

3) Velociraptor

Velociraptor belongs to professor Woodson.  Also known to wander Dinoland creeping out guests.

2) Sue

Sue is the most complete T-Rex skeleton ever found.

1) Sunglass Shack Dinosaur

This is the Sunglass Shack dinosaur, he chills out all day standing on Paradise Pier, at least he did until they removed him.

Star Wars awakens at Hollywood Studios with Star Wars Launch Bay

Fantasyland!!!

If you are a Disney fan, unless you’ve been living under a rock, chances are you’ve probably heard about the Fantasyland expansion:  a multi-million dollar (buzz word baby, yeah) expansion of the most oh so magical of lands situated at the Magic Kingdom of Walt Disney World.

A (very) brief history of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

Produced in 1927 for Universal, Oswald’s debut Trolley Trouble was Walt Disney’s first major hit. Over the next year, Walt and his crew worked at a feverish pace producing 27 shorts with just two weeks between the release of each.

Top 10: Disney Robots

This is the first of what I hope is to become many top ten lists featured here on Mousepost.  That is to say, that I would like it to become a recurring column but at the very least, I have more planned.  The theme of this weeks top ten list:  Top Ten Disney Robots!  Alright folks, on with the show.